Trader Joe's Downtown

>> Two dollars?! What kind of wine is 2 dollars?

>> It's two buck chuck, mom.

>> How is that even possible? I bet the bottle costs more than two dollars.

>> [daughter gets embarrassed]

>> Shaw? Shaw who? [mumbles: two dollars?!]

mom visiting her daughter at college. a friend with two fistfuls of wine came and hugged daughter and couldn't shake moms hand. there was an awkward pause.

Technically speaking

How to be mad at such cuteness?

During Wall-E

>> Mommy I have to go poo poo!

>> You have to go potty?

>> I have to go poo poo AND pee pee!

Then they left.

Cripple bird

>> Throw another piece of bread at it. I wanna see it hop again!

Asshole tourist to his asshole kids

NOTE: as TBU and I walked further down the sidewalk the same cripple bird flew past with a large piece of bread in its beak. Who's laughing now?

Why then?

>> We're not getting any candy.

Horrible adult to a 3 year old as they walked into a CANDY STORE

Safeway @ Morrissey

>> Where is a courtesy clerk?!

goth man/boy frustrated at the ice cream selection in the middle of the night

Where it matters

#1 >>...it's like Jack pulled something out!

#2 >> Yeah there was a dirty version when I was a kid

hipster girls smoking

Downtown last night

>> I grabbed your buns! I grabbed your buns! I grabbed your buns!

gutterpunk to no one in particular

On Pacific last night

>> ...and his feet smell

homeless girl talking shit