Saturday Night: In front of Perg

>>...and it turned out that we actually fought before so that's how I'd actually known him

uber hipster. i don't know if it's possible to convey the utter matter of factness of this statement. my first thought was that this was some guy who partakes in random street brawling but later thought it had to be something more online. i dunno.

In the mall lounge

>> I don't feel sorry for her... being attacked by a mountain lion and then the whole thing at Starbucks, I was like pfft. There goes my day.

black girl with a wicked english accent on her cell phone. i wondered what her fabulousness was doing at the capitola mall.

Trader Joe's Downtown

>> Two dollars?! What kind of wine is 2 dollars?

>> It's two buck chuck, mom.

>> How is that even possible? I bet the bottle costs more than two dollars.

>> [daughter gets embarrassed]

>> Shaw? Shaw who? [mumbles: two dollars?!]

mom visiting her daughter at college. a friend with two fistfuls of wine came and hugged daughter and couldn't shake moms hand. there was an awkward pause.

Technically speaking

How to be mad at such cuteness?

During Wall-E

>> Mommy I have to go poo poo!

>> You have to go potty?

>> I have to go poo poo AND pee pee!

Then they left.

Cripple bird

>> Throw another piece of bread at it. I wanna see it hop again!

Asshole tourist to his asshole kids

NOTE: as TBU and I walked further down the sidewalk the same cripple bird flew past with a large piece of bread in its beak. Who's laughing now?

Why then?

>> We're not getting any candy.

Horrible adult to a 3 year old as they walked into a CANDY STORE